THE FIRST SIX PARAGRAPHS USE “STORYTELLING”¬†AS A WAY TO EDUCATE – IF YOU DO NOT ENJOY STORYTELLING, THEN SKIP DOWN TO “WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP THIS STORYTELLING NON-SENSE TSR?!?!” AND READ FROM THERE TO THE END A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, certain derivative trade counterparties called mutual funds (registered investment … Continue Reading